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Taylored Expressions, Square Calendar Cards, Moo-la-la

Regular price $5.95

Use our Square Calendar Cards - Moo-la-la to create a calendar display or a funny focal image on cards! This set includes 12 individual cards printed on heavyweight white cardstock, each measuring 2 3/4" x 2 3/4". Moo-la-la features cows paired with hilarious cow jokes that include:

  • What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
  • Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.
  • What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime.
  • What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
  • What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak out.
  • Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.
  • What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? A milk duo.
  • What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
  • Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
  • What do you call cattle that tell jokes? Laughing stock
  • What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  • We couldn't come up with any more cow jokes... You've herd them all.

Pair these calendar cards with Scratch-off Stickers to create a silly, giftable calendar or card!